Part III – Archetype V “The News Aggregators (aka ‘The Bots’)”
“BREAKING: Tech layoffs continue. Click here.”

They are not writers. They are RSS feeds without opinions of their own.

Their posts are mostly auto-shared headlines with no commentary or context – just vague outrage and a link. They seem permanently outraged, but you’re not sure they even read the articles.

Sometimes, they get bold and add “This is unacceptable.”
That’s the depth.

Signature moves:
Links. Just links.
Dramatic emojis: 💥😡📉
“Thoughts?” on every post, never replying to any comments

Self-test: Ever shared an article before finishing paragraph two? You’re officially in syndication.