Part II – Archetype V The “LinkedIn for LinkedIn’s Sake” FOMO Zombies
“I don’t really know what I’m doing here… but everyone else is posting so…”

They’re not promoting anything. They’re not looking for a job.
They’re just… here.
Floating.

They post generic quotes from Simon Sinek, comment “So true!” on everything, and use hashtags like they’re scratching lottery tickets:
#Success #Leadership #TuesdayWisdom

Why? Because LinkedIn told them they should.
They’re not here to win – they’re here because they can’t afford to not be here.

Signature moves:

• Posts with zero engagement – often deleted after 48 hours
• Sudden bursts of activity followed by months of silence
• “Still learning how to use this platform!” energy

Self-test: Ever posted a quote without knowing who said it, then ghosted your own comment section? You’re a FOMO zombie.